Bad night - Suck it up buttercup
Bad night for poker, I will try to gloss over the bad beats I took (KK vs 86o in a NL game, QQ vs K8o in a sng...and no he didn't hit a king) tonight and instead post some crazy ass shit for you to digest.
I take part in the occassional post on 2+2 most of what I post is garbage, funny stuff or snide comments to someone's post. However there are some legendary threads over there which I have forwarded to friends who read the thing like a book. Its worth a laugh sometimes to reread the legends:
Banging chicks on myspace
Naked pics of her for $22
An incredible story from Dom the King IMO
For all you doubters for the above
Funny thing about the internet...it is a marvelous thing that connects you up with the world but yet it is leading to the degeneration of society and socialism as a whole. Seriously who bothers picking up the phone anymore when you got msn and who bothers with using a cel phone when you can txt message. Sometimes I just have to get my head outta my ass and do things in person because I can become detached from what online me is and what real me is.
I went through all this shit when my best friend died and I vowed to always be myself from that day forward not ever being someone I am not. I always view the person I was before that day happened as a different person, who had different relationships with people maybe he didn't really like or enjoy being around. I try to be honest with myself and if I don't like being around you I simply won't be around you. Its that simple, life is too short to waste on these trivial pursuits of being accepted by people you don't even like.
Online it is so easy to try to be something your not and everyone is guilty of that sometimes but the problem is that it bleeds into your real life. So next time you think of msning try picking up the damn phone unless it is long distance that is then your dumb, long distance phone calls are a scam. Just like the vacuumm hair cutter, airplane phone calls, hospital room telephones/tvs, taxes, insurance and Tony Little... all a big scam.
I will end this post with a top 5....top 5 things that bother me at work:
5) Phone calls
-I get a ton of phone calls from my boss asking me about this or that when really she should know all of this already. I spend half my day explaining what I am doing rather than doing it. I could do so much more if I could just do it instead of trying to explain it.
4) Stinky people
-Seriously, if you stink people should be allowed to put a note on your desk that says "You stink please investigate the problem and resolve asap." God forbid you get trapped in a closed space with this guy/girl and have to result to smelling your hand for an hour in order to not gag up your lunch.
3) Loud people
-What makes you want to talk so loud that everyone can hear about that rash you have on your upper thigh (which is probably your vagina but your imbellishing for obvious reasons)? People who make loud phone calls about personal matters, like is it that hard to take your cel phone outside and make the call there so I don't have to hear about how your snotty ass kid is not listening to the babysitter or what the fk your husband wants for dinner.
2) Idiot coworkers
-Most are not qualified to tie my fn shoe but yet they have a masters in whatever and 10 billion certifications. However they can't solve any problem on their own without someone else's assistance and then after getting said help tort out the following lines:
"Yeah I kinda new that anyways" or "Yeah I did that but it didn't work for me" Whatever shit for brains.
1) Cubicles
-Isn't it enough that we have live in a 5X5 cell for 8 hours a day did you have to cut down the walls to half size so you can see the tops of everyone's head for miles around like fricken gophers on a prairie grassland? Like did you really save that much money cutting them down from 3/4 walls to half walls? Maybe you could take that money that was saved on walls and actually give me monitors that don't take up my whole desk.
1) Meetings
-I know I have two number ones but its my blog I can do what I want. I love the self importance I get from these meetings that are not only a waste of time but explaining over and over again things which people will just ask you again about in 2 minutes after the meeting. Also people show up late or not at all with no real explanation, like you were really doing something more important than I was at that exact moment. Its always the same people too...what I do to entertain myself is put odds on whether someone will show up or be late. Yes thats how sad it is.
Well hope you all have a better week than me. Seeya at the tables.
I take part in the occassional post on 2+2 most of what I post is garbage, funny stuff or snide comments to someone's post. However there are some legendary threads over there which I have forwarded to friends who read the thing like a book. Its worth a laugh sometimes to reread the legends:
Banging chicks on myspace
Naked pics of her for $22
An incredible story from Dom the King IMO
For all you doubters for the above
Funny thing about the internet...it is a marvelous thing that connects you up with the world but yet it is leading to the degeneration of society and socialism as a whole. Seriously who bothers picking up the phone anymore when you got msn and who bothers with using a cel phone when you can txt message. Sometimes I just have to get my head outta my ass and do things in person because I can become detached from what online me is and what real me is.
I went through all this shit when my best friend died and I vowed to always be myself from that day forward not ever being someone I am not. I always view the person I was before that day happened as a different person, who had different relationships with people maybe he didn't really like or enjoy being around. I try to be honest with myself and if I don't like being around you I simply won't be around you. Its that simple, life is too short to waste on these trivial pursuits of being accepted by people you don't even like.
Online it is so easy to try to be something your not and everyone is guilty of that sometimes but the problem is that it bleeds into your real life. So next time you think of msning try picking up the damn phone unless it is long distance that is then your dumb, long distance phone calls are a scam. Just like the vacuumm hair cutter, airplane phone calls, hospital room telephones/tvs, taxes, insurance and Tony Little... all a big scam.
I will end this post with a top 5....top 5 things that bother me at work:5) Phone calls
-I get a ton of phone calls from my boss asking me about this or that when really she should know all of this already. I spend half my day explaining what I am doing rather than doing it. I could do so much more if I could just do it instead of trying to explain it.
4) Stinky people
-Seriously, if you stink people should be allowed to put a note on your desk that says "You stink please investigate the problem and resolve asap." God forbid you get trapped in a closed space with this guy/girl and have to result to smelling your hand for an hour in order to not gag up your lunch.
3) Loud people
-What makes you want to talk so loud that everyone can hear about that rash you have on your upper thigh (which is probably your vagina but your imbellishing for obvious reasons)? People who make loud phone calls about personal matters, like is it that hard to take your cel phone outside and make the call there so I don't have to hear about how your snotty ass kid is not listening to the babysitter or what the fk your husband wants for dinner.
2) Idiot coworkers
-Most are not qualified to tie my fn shoe but yet they have a masters in whatever and 10 billion certifications. However they can't solve any problem on their own without someone else's assistance and then after getting said help tort out the following lines:
"Yeah I kinda new that anyways" or "Yeah I did that but it didn't work for me" Whatever shit for brains.
1) Cubicles
-Isn't it enough that we have live in a 5X5 cell for 8 hours a day did you have to cut down the walls to half size so you can see the tops of everyone's head for miles around like fricken gophers on a prairie grassland? Like did you really save that much money cutting them down from 3/4 walls to half walls? Maybe you could take that money that was saved on walls and actually give me monitors that don't take up my whole desk.
1) Meetings
-I know I have two number ones but its my blog I can do what I want. I love the self importance I get from these meetings that are not only a waste of time but explaining over and over again things which people will just ask you again about in 2 minutes after the meeting. Also people show up late or not at all with no real explanation, like you were really doing something more important than I was at that exact moment. Its always the same people too...what I do to entertain myself is put odds on whether someone will show up or be late. Yes thats how sad it is.
Well hope you all have a better week than me. Seeya at the tables.
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