PartyCasino turns out to be profitable..

Well I decided to take Party up on their bonus offer except upon reading a thread on 2+2 about some guy who hit the Royal Flush on the Joker's Wild decided to try and clear it in the casino instead of poker. So I ended up lucky...

All in all up 500 bucks plus the 75 dollar bonus (around 600 bucks). I don't normally casino whore but PP has been brutal for me when clearing bonus so I decided to change it up...glad I did..

Rockster - Supercrapo

Ok I got an idea for a show...
Lets put together a guy with some talent and 2 guys with no talent that all got lucky in huge bands to be in the right place at the right time.

Oh yeah they are already doing it.

And I am hooked on it. Not because I like the "band" they put together and if by a definition of a band you mean 3 guys that will stay together no longer than your first ejaculation then you can call them a band.

The two songs I heard so far were blatant ripoffs of various tunes with catchy woohoo's scattered throughout. I have more talent in my infected toenail than Gilby Clarke will ever have...he looks in pain when trying to play lead up on stage. The band will suck and soon breakup after their first "world" (and if by world you mean various clubs around bad parts of Jersey then yeah world) tour and first big "album" (and if by album you mean it will actually only be printed on vinyl then yeah album).

So really a winner will not really be a winner so we should be cheering for the runner up that doesn't have to endure a rock song that sounds kinda like the Kelly Clarkson band that she brings on tour with them. What I really don't understand is how they keep calling out the singers to be "heavier" when in reality if they just covered something by Air Supply it would suffice.

I am uncomfortable whenever Newstead either speaks or looks at the camera. The simple fact is that the guy left Metallica, realized what a huge mistake he made and then begged to come back. Luckily they found a guy with way more talent (although that wouldn't be too hard) from ST that added a new dimension to the band they couldn't let go.

Yet I watch the show for the simple fact is its something kinda rock thats on tv and I don't have to always gag when a gay guy whose name sounds like semen is on my screen.

I did think the best tune I heard on the show was Ryan's original song even though the bitch Delana said it was nothing without the house band (whatever that means).

Just had to get Rockstar off my chest....yes I feel better now.

PS...the Storm Large nude pics really kept me more interested...she is one hot chicky

My brain cells...

Ok so I have these kinda blackouts.

You know the kind where you drink too much and then don't remember much about what happened. My problem is that this happens a lot when I drink. There will be periods of the night I do not remember at all. They may be silent movie mode where I can see everything and everything that is going on but not remember any of the conversation or what is being said.

In all cases my friends describe me as completely coherent, attentive and completely understandable. There are those that even ask me if I had a drink that night.

Other times I can still remember nothing and be a blithering hyena with jokes galore and everyone can tell that I'm hammered. Most of the time the drinks are accompanied by uh popeye cigarettes which accentuate the behaviour.

I am pretty smooth when I am hammered or so I've been told...it could be just that I am the total opposite and my friends are benefitting from my negative game but I think events that have happened tend to lean toward the fact I still got game.

I think thats what every man needs...game...I know too many friends that let that part of them go, get married, settle down and then become a blob on society. I hate these people, always making excuses, never around, always have something going on...yes I don't have time for you either but for different reasons.

Why am I writing this? I have no earthly idea, somedays you are motivated by madness.

Mutha Fucken Snakes on a Mutha Fucken Train

Based on the title have you seen the b movie knockoff on dvd? Talk about getting on the hype...they released it 3 days after the movie was in the theatres..please...
I took Pauly's advice and we all smoked a ton of green magic before seeing the already cult status SOAP. It was the best movie I ever saw...although there were not many people in the theatre I don't think this hick town can comprehend the magnitude of this movie. They just wouldn't get it...I laughed constantly through the whole thing and loved every moment of it. Culminating in the now infamous line....you know the rest if you don't you probably aren't reading this anyways. Good riddance you non-existant reader!


Luckily I totally screwed up on my days and didn't have to go to the concert with the groper. However had to hang out with them on Wednesday...it was ok some groping but not as much as before. All innocent stuff. I got way too drunk for a wednesday though...not a great idea.

Groper is back...

Well the girl that was groping me uncerimoniously (is that even a word) has somehow got me roped into tagging along for a rock gig that a "friend" is playing at. See it was kinda innocent how I got caught up in this shit. For starters a former coworker is in town after getting a job in another city and she had wanted to setup going out for a few drinks one night. That night happened to be the night that I am going to said concert...considering I don't particularly enjoy this character (well I'm about 50/50 on the guy) I said yeah I'm busy that night going to a concert. Well a few inquiries later and the guy knows the owner of said bar where the gig is to be played at. Next thing I know he is getting tickets from said owner for all three of us.

Uggggghhhh!!!! What starts out as an excuse turns into a night that will no doubt be hellish in nature...Well I got a few options...fake an illness...bring some friends along that might nullify the groping factor...stop showering and be as disgusting as possible. Although the last idea seems like fun I don't think its an option as I take 2 showers a day (one in morning one after workout).
I think I will try to round up some friends to come see if that works out...wish me luck. I like groping as much as the next guy but geez some innocent flirting is ok but that sheet can get a married guy like me in trouble! Oh and my wife is way hotter than this chick in case your wondering. Not saying she isn't attractive but you get my drift.

Ok so I'm playing in this $11 dollar tourney on Party. We are about 2 hours in and after the break I pick up pocket queens. I have a decent size stack however blinds are huge...we are already in the money albeit early. I am probably in MP+1...everyone folds, I move in for a decent size 4X raise, player to the left moves all in. I have them covered and call they turn over KJo...fn KJo man...they waited 2+hours to get all their chips in with KJo. This person was not shortstacked, had no reason to make a move here at all other than the fact they had position. Boggles my mind some of these players out there, of course he/she would not respond to my incessant calls for reasoning. I just wanted to know how you sit there for 2 hours and then decide hey...KJ is good enough I mean what could he have that beats me....I will let you guess what happened on the flop cuz I hate bad beat stories. This is more a story of reasoning...pleading with the poker gods to stop laughing at me and let my 70/30 beats not become 30/70 beats.

Its funny one of my former friends (aka the cloner) tried to pick up my friend's ex wife. He denied it later and played it off as a joke but we all knew what went on there. Luckily his ex was more freaked out than turned on so he had to come clean eventually and lost yet another friend. Hopefully the guy doesn't shoot himself but he really turned out to be a slimeball, chalk one up for being wrong in the judge of character. He alienated everyone of my friends so far and the latest one wants nothing to do with him any longer for the shit he pulled. I don't blame him the way he went about it was just slimey...looking her up on msn after seeing that she looked hot in some pics that said friend had (not nude just done up) and then trying to non chalantly ask her out for coffee and shit. God people have nerve when they are horny and have no where to stick it.

That is all for today...this banging myspace chicks thread is unbelieveable. I have kept up with it since its inception and it has been worth my time. If you have 3-5 days you should definately give it a read...if not skip to page 35 or 36 and laugh your ass off at the abosolute cow this guy is boning.....ewwwwww...pics are available if you are brave enough!

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Pauly's the man

Seriously if this guy ain't the man I will take you down to chinatown.

His coverage is legendary his writing is enveloping go visit Pauly for live updates..
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I was going to order the PPV for the final table then I found out there were no hole cards. Well that makes sense kinda but not the kinda sense that it would make for me to spend 25 bucks on 15 hours of nothingness. Except for the all ins, I guess that would be cool...but hours of folding is just not fun watching on tv. If I was there I could grab a cold one and sit with Pauly accidentally touching the waitresses' ass every now and then but on tv I can only touch my own ass which is far less exciting.

I got all my shit off my chest. That Cleveland Steamer has been removed. My bro is on the outs with me which sucks but until he gets rid of that bitch and her psycho family I want nothing to do with him. You can go through life being a pussy if you want but don't expect me to respect you in the end. Just let people walk all over you and someday you'll wake up and realize that it just is not worth it.

I have been frequenting a new pub as of late and made friends with a prego waitress. She is very nice and I think I mentioned she had a fling with one of my friends which involved a cumshot to the eye....anyways the jerk owner found out she was pregos and gave her 2 weeks notice. What an ass...thought about phoning the labour board or something but its her situation and I guess I don't have the whole story..however she is very nice and I don't know how much more there could be to tell. I told her to get a job at my other favorite pub which they are hiring so we will see how that works out.

October 4th = Stanley Cup Banner raising....hopefully someone can get me tickets...I have 2 connections and both have said we will see...and from talk it won't be easy. OH well I will be there I WILL BE THERE!!